The Problem
SEO Agencies
Are Broken.
I've worked at them. They bill for hours, not results.
You're paying for PowerPoints, not performance.
The 45-Minute Hostage Call
A weekly meeting where someone reads a dashboard out loud to you. The same dashboard you already have access to. You will never get this time back.
The $150/hr Email Forwarder
Your "dedicated account manager" doesn't do SEO. They relay your questions to someone who does, then relay the answers back. You're paying agency rates for a middleman.
The 47-Slide Smokescreen
Gorgeous charts. Impressive formatting. Absolutely zero correlation with your actual rankings. The report exists to justify the retainer, not to show results.
The Surprise Invoice
Content? Extra. Links? Extra. Technical fixes? Extra. You signed up for SEO and got a subscription to upsells. The base retainer covers the privilege of being their client.
The "SEO Takes Time" Shield
Translation: we have no idea if this is working, but if we say it enough times you'll keep paying for another quarter. Twelve months in, you'll get a case study about "building foundations."
The Copy-Paste Playbook
Your SaaS company gets the same strategy as a local plumber. Different proposal cover page, identical deliverables. They templatised their thinking years ago and never looked back.
Sound familiar?
We built the opposite.
No meetings. No account managers. No mystery.
Just rankings and revenue.